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…Because You Accidentally Drafted Aroldis Chapman In The 5th Round [The Snag...
Now that the fantasy season has a week in the books, it’s time to be honest with yourself. You made some mistakes in the draft. It happens to all of us. You drafted… Continue reading →
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Are We Having Fun Yet, Clay Bucholz?
Modern medicine can’t save you now. There’s no way you can get any younger. You can’t fix suck. In fact, it’s all downhill from here. You should enjoy it while you still can.… Continue reading →
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Mike Trout Didn’t Make My Top 5 Top 5 Lists Of The Week
There’s nothing better than a list to efficiently express your opinion on a matter. Wait, there is something better. More lists! So every week, I’m going to make up a bunch of arbitrary… Continue...
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New Knuckler In Town!
After Monday’s game in Houston, CJ “Triple X” Wilson boasted offhandedly about how he’d added a new pitch to his repertoire – a bona fide knuckler! Suuure ya did, CJ. I mean, granted,… Continue reading →
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Bryce Harper Hustles Harder Than You
I was once at a baseball game. A man went up to the plate, a great man. He hit an undesirable groundout and bolted to first base. Instead of accepting the tag, however,… Continue reading →
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Mike Carp Didn’t Make My Top 5 Top 5 Lists Of The Week
5) Top 5 Reasons Why Your Shitty Apartment Is Better Than Citi Field 5) You can go to the bodega and buy a beer for a dollar 4) There’s no free sauerkraut to… Continue reading →
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…Because Jedd Gyorko’s Too Busy Making Babies [The Snag List]
One of the downfalls of Spring is that some of your favorite players get distracted by the blooming flowers, pretty colors and sex with their wives. Bryce Harper was hounded for not hustling,… Continue...
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Troy Tulowitzki Hits 2 Run Single, Scratches Nuts, Gives Up
Last Friday, I laid witness to a confusing event. One so strange, nobody seemed to notice. It was merely brushed off as a routine play. But what happened was far from routine. It… Continue reading →
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Top 10 Potential Spring Training Injuries
Even though every diamond in greater Kings County is covered in ice [with exception to the one next to the sewage facility and strangely, one next to a Connecticut Muffin], it’s somehow Spring…...
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The Top 5 Things I’d Rather Watch Than The YES Network
I hope you understand that I’m going to be spewing out Yankees Hate® all summer long and it’s a fact that you should probably get used to. It’s all I know how to… Continue reading →
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Top 5 Fantasy Sleepers Of 2016
I’m really good at Fantasy Baseball. I’ve got all numbers. In all of the leagues that mattered, I finished 2nd place. I’m like the Buffalo Bills of Baseball. That is if the Buffalo… Continue reading →
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Free Wine Blog VII: It’s In The Can
This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading →
View ArticleI’d Rather Eat A Scam Pizza [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. Why, it’s that delightful TV leprechaun! It’s Friday, March 9, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 36˚ & Pantone 13-4405 TCX and somewhere, somebody is taking that...
View ArticleThe Name Of This Blog Is Baseball For Dinner. And That’s What It’s About....
I bet you guys didn’t expect this. After almost a decade of running a website called Baseball For Dinner, I finally decided to start writing about baseball [again]. As you may remember from… Continue...
View ArticleThe Dodgers Are Kind Of Good, I Guess. [TeeCoZee’s NL Preview 2018]
This. This picture right here. Take a good look at it. Notice the subtle blurriness, the hopeless gaze in his eyes. The jaw hung agape, as if one found out that they were… Continue reading →
View ArticleAnd They All Flailed Around Like Idiots [TeeCoZee’s AL Roundup April 2018]
I’ve been told that the sane and healthy fan doesn’t really pay attention to April baseball. The weather is cold, the players are rusty and in a season that lasts so long, not… Continue reading →
View ArticleA Series Of Inconvenient Truths [TeeCoZee’s NL Roundup April 2018]
Even though dozens would argue that they aren’t fixed, there’s certain consistencies in sports that we can count on. We know that every year, the Patriots will be a contender. We also know… Continue...
View ArticleIn Which Things Get Nautical [TeeCoZee’s AL Roundup May 2018]
I’ve spent a good portion of my life trying to sell things that people don’t want. Remember Chia Pods? Oatgurt? Sparkling Coconut Water? The California Angels of Los Anaheim? Probably not, because I…...
View ArticleDesperately Seeking Derek Lastname [TeeCoZee’s NL Roundup May 2018]
Zook and I used to have a game. Actually, calling it a game would be an exaggeration. It was more of a challenge, something to exercise our dumb wit and keen eye for… Continue reading →
View ArticleMach-Ado About Nothing [TeeCoZee’s MLB Midseason Roundup 2018]
I usually go on vacation during the All Star Break. This isn’t because of the stoppage of baseball, it’s just the week I generally pick to leave the city. It’s a good mid-way… Continue reading →
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